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Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Lip, and welcome to the Mother Ignacia, the home of the dead souls and its dreams once shattered by the ABS-CBN, now an arena of hatred rising and emanating across the country!!
* an audience of one million cheer loudly, hyping for the incoming competitors *
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* an audience of one million continue to cheer loudly *
This match is sanctioned by Kantar Media and AGB Nielsen, and the advertisers and companies judging the match are:
Proctor & Gamble with Safeguard!
And the referee of the match is!? LILYBETH G. RASONABLE!!
* an audience of one million continue to cheer very loudly *
5 rounds for the estimated cash prize of 560 MILLION PESOS!! Introducing first, in the violet corner; a couple by the name of Waldo & Aryann, two young lovers tightly connected until an accidental crime allegedly dealt by the then supposedly killed former, and with Tristan complicating their relations! Ladies and gentlemen, fighting out of ABS-CBN, making their debut, Jericho Rosales, Arci Muñoz and John Estrada, presenting…
* an audience of one million cheer at the violet corner participants *
And from the blue corner; a man by the name of Pepe, arrested for allegedly killing Jose, now assuming the Robin Hood persona to seek justice! This show got a lot of controversy over allegations of ripping off Warner Bros’ Arrow! Ladies and gentelemen, direct from GMA, making their debut, Dingdong Dantes, presenting…
ALYAS ROBIN HOOD!!!!
* an audience of one million boo and hurl insults at the blue corner participant, Dingdong Dantes *
Ladies and gentlemen, ARE YOU READY!!??
* an audience of one million continue to cheer even more loudly *
In the name of the Gods, as I yell upon the words of Michael Buffer…
LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!
* an audience of one million cheer extremely loudly *
* boxing bell rings 12 times *
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Recent update: Lip image caption edit, misspelled final words for post corrected